Mulch. Of all the fairy people, I will miss your services the most. We could have had such a future together.
True. With your brains and my special talents.
Not to mention your mutual lack of morals.
Rick Riordan, Eoin Colfer and all the k-pop producers should get together and create the Troll Association INC or the Let’s Kill our Fandoms Ent. or something.
Artemis Fowl meets the demigods
You call yourselves demigods? I was named after a Greek goddess. Artemis the Hunter. I will hunt you. B|
Scary human boy. Those eyes. O_O
You sure he's not one of ours? Athena? Isn't that your kid?
The new (and last... *sobs*) Artemis Fowl book comes out in two months...
WAT. ALREADY? SHIT, I NEED MORE TIME.
I don’t think I will be able to read it, sjkdhsakjdfsaklhxs
Breaking: LEPrecon just took down Osama Bin Laden; Mud Men believe it to be the work of the US Special Forces
Fairies do exist. They always did. You knew it, you just forgot.
Eoin Colfer said he intended to finish writing the last Artemis book by the end of March
… it’s the beginning of April.
if he followed through with his plans… it’s done, you guys. it’s over. everything’s written already.
Holly and Artemis may be together… but maybe they’re not. THEIR FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This makes me sad.
Harry Potter ends this year. Artemis Fowl ends this year. Eragon ends this year. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE ?