Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!

Artemis: Mulch. Of all the fairy people, I will miss your services the most. We could have had such a future together.

Mulch: True. With your brains and my special talents.

Holly: Not to mention your mutual lack of morals.

mypatronusisyou:

remember that time artemis’ fingers got rearranged on his hand and he was just like SCIENCE

Rick Riordan, Eoin Colfer and all the k-pop producers should get together and create the Troll Association INC or the Let’s Kill our Fandoms Ent. or something.

Artemis Fowl meets the demigods

Artemis Fowl: You call yourselves demigods? I was named after a Greek goddess. Artemis the Hunter. I will hunt you. B|

Demigods: Scary human boy. Those eyes. O_O

Gods: You sure he's not one of ours? Athena? Isn't that your kid?

waywardchangeling SAID:
The new (and last... *sobs*) Artemis Fowl book comes out in two months...

WAT. ALREADY? SHIT, I NEED MORE TIME.

I don’t think I will be able to read it, sjkdhsakjdfsaklhxs

Breaking: LEPrecon just took down Osama Bin Laden; Mud Men believe it to be the work of the US Special Forces

darvityeahartemisfowl:

Fairies do exist. They always did. You knew it, you just forgot.

sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:

(Source: ohmothernature)

Eoin Colfer said he intended to finish writing the last Artemis book by the end of March

confessionsoftheduck:

finnickodairinastrippercake:

… it’s the beginning of April.

if he followed through with his plans… it’s done, you guys. it’s over. everything’s written already.

Holly and Artemis may be together… but maybe they’re not. THEIR FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED.

This makes me sad.

Harry Potter ends this year. Artemis Fowl ends this year. Eragon ends this year. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE ?

(Source: jeynepooling)