mootiness:

pipabeth ploopin through. piper wears lame artemis fowl t-shirts

mootiness:

pipabeth ploopin through. piper wears lame artemis fowl t-shirts

danganronpanda:

me to my sister: artemis and holly accidentally switched eyes once … yes, they accidentally switched eyes.

nelmathyria said: Artemis Fowl!

jovaline:

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

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thefirebendingtitanshifter:

a lot of the artemis fowl tag is made up of posts asking if theres an artemis fowl fandom

aloysiusbitches:

butler gets to keep his parking place for another month

aloysiusbitches:

butler gets to keep his parking place for another month

“Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart.
“Our home. She feeds us, she shelters us. Her gravity prevents us from flying off into space and freezing, before thawing out again and being crisped by the sun, none of which really matters, as we would have long since asphyxiated.” Artemis paused for laughter and was surprised when it did not arrive. “That was a little joke. I read in a presentation manual that a joke often serves to break the ice. And I actually worked icebreaking into the joke, so there were layers to my humor.”
- Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex)
jovaline:

eponymous male book protags with black hair and nice eyes.

jovaline:

eponymous male book protags with black hair and nice eyes.

Anonymous said: *pats your face gently*

artemis-fowl:

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*locates you via your IP address and issues a restraining order, gently*

“A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.”
cranberrydelight:

Because sleep-deprivation brings forth crazy ideas. Like fem!Artemis for example. Cower before her almighty sneer and ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude.
iwillprobablyregretthislater

cranberrydelight:

Because sleep-deprivation brings forth crazy ideas. Like fem!Artemis for example. Cower before her almighty sneer and ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude.

iwillprobablyregretthislater

ixamxleigh:

Not sure if this was planned or if the Fowldom did a thing…

ixamxleigh:

Not sure if this was planned or if the Fowldom did a thing…

Annie, 10/01, 20, Brasil.

Loves movies, books, musicals, music, sci-fi, fantasy, asian pop culture. Future filmmaker, sings and draws as a hobbie.

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