“I want you to picture Professor Snape in your grandmother’s clothes”
#remus what are you doing #this is a school for children #don’t think we don’t see what’s going on here #don’t think we don’t see the old school vendetta #james and sirius and peter there is spirit #little voices at the back of your head whispering #’go on moony. tell him to put snivellus in an old lady hat. go on go on!’ #sirius doing that supposedly seductive little pouty face at the back your mind#james rolling his eyes at it and aiming a half-hearted kick at sirius’ shin #peter following suit because he’d pretty much follow james’ suit anywhere #resulting in an all out scuffle of the imaginary boys in your head #and for a split second you think about ignoring it all #being responsible #saying something professorly #but you’re at hogwarts #and the boys in your head are still punching and flailing like they always did #and you’re not quite sure you’re ready to let that go just yet #so you tell the boy - frank’s kid - to put snape in a dress #and just for a second the boys in your brain stop fighting and look up to smile at you #and then of course sirius elbows peter in the chest in a totally underhanded and patently black move #and everyone is back to kicking the crap out of each other #and swearing #and cursing #and laughing like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do #and really it was wasn’t it
Where’s the nearest bridge ?
This is such a beautiful gif I want to CRY.
#*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s like ha! #i knew they couldn’t all be ginger! #and molly doesn’t bother telling the doctor that harry isn’t hers #because he is after all one of her boys #and she loves him just as though he was a weasley (via dwcompanion)
those tags broke me a little inside#Molly Weasley turned Daleks into actual pepperpots, because, honestly, she doesn’t have time for their nonsense.
#pissed we didn’t get more shots of this dress LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS #wizardwear fashion pls #also UGHHH FLEUR and UGHHHH FLEUR/BILL #i am all over that shit #GORGEOUS FRENCH GIRL WHO IS ALSO THE STRONGEST AND MOST CAPABLE STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL #(her co-ed school thank you VERY much) #WHO SHACKS UP WITH THE SUPER HOT ALSO CAPABLE GINGER BRITISH ~BAD BOY~ WHO BREAKS CURSES FOR A LIVING #and then isn’t even phased for a fucking second when he gets bitten by a fucking WEREWOLF #I AM BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR ZE BOTH OF US I THINK #yeah girl #you go get your people don’t let his stuffy relative hold u down yeah #the realest
Daniel Radcliffe’s as Igor in Frankenstein
so basically what harry would have looked like if lily had married snape
son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book*