Albus:
Dad, I’m… gay.
Harry:
Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus:
Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus:
Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry:
Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus:
Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry:
TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus:
Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry:
BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus:
Da—
Harry:
THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.