I am re-reading Artemis Fowl and having old feels again. Help
golden-sexmaster:
does anyone else ever get those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3am
(Source: raregoldenclitoris)
"Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!"
tablespoons:
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
(Source: jesuschristvevo)
spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic:
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin:
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language:
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Lithuanian:
here, have a truckload of rules of where to put a comma and then even more exceptions to those rules
Portuguese:
Different articles for every pronoun. Also, the language you just learned is not the one you're gonna talk.
